Man Smoothie
1 Pound Ground Beef
1 Pound Bacon
1/2 Pound Cheddar
1 Egg
1 Stick Butter
Alcohol to Taste
The only real challenge here is the smoothie machine is not going to handle this so well. The typical solution is to hook up the DEWALT drill to the bottom of the smoothie machine, but use as much creativity here as you would like.